Fkn scorching. Read that once more but slowly. You read it for the articles and positively not the comments.” –The Doctor “The ferret has landed! It has at the very least as good a compression ratio as b0rk.” –The Doctor and Jarin, on the LOLbible “Djarums: They’re like smoking a belt sander.” –The Doctor, on clove cigarettes “In 2012, I’m going to be 70 years previous. So to be moving on from that – and I do know I’ll by no means say goodbye to it fully; I’m certain The Doctor will travel with me as long as I’m on this Earth – that is very moving and emotional, and it was to movie it.” –David Tennant, on the regeneration of the tenth Doctor “Worst. I’m Penn, he is Teller.” –M-, after my root canal “The longer term will probably be similar to all of the elements we like about the previous, however with extra toys, extra drama, and much more zeroes at the tip.” –Geoff Ryman “One among lately I’ll must compound for you a few of my particular espresso.” “Is there something in it that will forestall me from holding a safety clearance? Mostly it’s a harmless situation, however then there are days when combine tapes occur.” –Good Mistress Mousey Accost “There may be nothing on this planet that can not be improved upon by adding sizzling goth chicks, ranch dressing, or William Shatner.
William Gibson “Normal, sane people usually are not associated with datacenters.” –mikea, alt.sysadmin.restoration “Evolution reveals us there isn’t a proper or unsuitable, solely power dynamics.” “Dollars are the brand new ammunition.” –Sean Kennedy “‘Dolphin free’? I don’t desire this!” –Anonymous Cow-orker “I hadn’t identified there were so many idiots on the planet until I began utilizing the Internet.” –Stanislaw Lem “My problem is that each one things are increasingly attention-grabbing to me.” –William Gibson “Republicans initially thought that Fox labored for us, and now we’re discovering we work for Fox.” –David Frum “True terror is to get up one morning and uncover that your highschool class is running the nation.” –Kurt Vonnegut “Spoken like a true patriot: with solely half of a grasp on the actual drawback however total certainty as to the reply.” “Spoken like a real internet user, criticizing and flaming one other individual, but additionally not displaying any insight, contributing to the discussion, or having their own potential answer to the issue at hand.” –Lobster and JohnnyOC “It’s thrust into my palms by a conference organizer. I thrust it into another person’s hand. It could also be hacker vitamins, however it tastes like sucking on a pill. I’d slightly have a meth behavior.” –Quinn, on Club Mate “Paradox is more eternal than certainty.” –V.Vale, RE/Search “Don’t mess with a nation that needs remedy!” –Christopher Titus “Politics and religion are just like software program and hardware. All of them suck, the documentation is provably incorrect, and all of the distributors inform lies.” –Andrew Dalgleish When the rich wage struggle it is the poor who die.
Sean Kennedy There are many individuals right now who actually should not have an in depth private friend. This methodology of fee by credit has been criticized both as paying large sums to the banks for creating credit which could have been as easily manufactured by the government itself; and likewise as productive of inflation. This precept constitutes the very nook-stone of our Government-indeed, of all republican authorities. I truly think world warming will make it nicer.” –Peter Watts “Life is difficult. It is discouraging how many persons are shocked by honesty and the way few by deceit.” –Noel Coward “Happiness is a belt fed weapon.” –Binder “Life is like a bowl of peppers. The ignorance of the individuals is the beast to fight against.” –Bluestar88 “Freedom and happiness are the birthright of all sapient lifeforms.” “Thanks, Optimus Prime.” “It was both that or quoting Crowley, and neither of us need that.” –Bryce and Lyssa “I simply cannot pick up a e-book with youngsters with magic wands and flying brooms and nonetheless respect myself.” –Eli “Under sure circumstances, profanity supplies a relief denied even to prayer.” –Mark Twain “We’re one individuals. It’s mocking me.” –Anonymous Cow-orker Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. “Bullshit.
John Stewart “The most profound engine of civilization is the shortcoming of a larger and bigger fraction of the population to do the staple items wanted to survive.” –Theodore W. Gray “What you want to understand in regards to the apocalypse is that you aren’t Mad Max. You’re part of the skull pyramid within the background.” –Anonymous Any sufficiently superior bureaucracy is indistinguishable from malice. It’s Anton LeVay meets Martha Stewart! The film also stars Léa Seydoux and Kristen Stewart. Gerry Casale, on being known as cynical “Time is a great trainer, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” –Louis Hector Berlioz “If they manage to nook the market they grow to be a magnet for public outcry and presumably lawsuits which is about pretty much as good as accountability gets within the US.” –Retchdog, on corporations that conduct social media background checks “I sensed that it would greater than meet my necessities, and i knew that there have been all sorts of issues I may do there that I hadn’t even been able to imagine but. But what was extra necessary at that time, by way of my practical wants, was to name it something cool, because it was by no means going to work except it had a extremely good name. So the very first thing I did was sit down with a yellow pad and a Sharpie and begin scribbling – infospace, dataspace. I feel I got our on-line world on the third try, and I thought, ”Oh, that’s a extremely bizarre word. I preferred the way in which it felt in the mouth” – I assumed it sounded like it meant something while nonetheless being essentially hollow.” –William Gibson “I haven’t got faith within the Internet, I’ve faith in individuals connected via the Internet.” –Jim Gilliam “Don’t fuck with humanity. We nailed our god to a picket cross and let him die. What do you assume we will do to you?” –Unknown “Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever needs it back has no brain.” –Attributed to Vladimir Putin (most likely after Cory Doctorow) “Python is a language the place casually replacing someone’s spine with Twizzlers is considered slightly offbeat.” –Binder “Pulsating. Never good.” –The Doctor “It wasn’t the Internet that accelerated history; it was the UNCONTROLLED Internet which accelerated history.” –Mark Pesce If the gods can’t take criticism, they should not be worshipped.